Ginger hate is the last acceptable form of discrimination. I’m here to say FUCK THAT SHIT. I’m proud as parsnips to be a carrot-top, and every week I’m going to give a shout-out to a fellow firecrotch. Just to brighten up the white space.
This week’s Top Carrot-top? Ed Sheeran. He just started his own record company and named it GINGERBREAD. Because why the fuck not.