Ain’t she cute?
11.8 ounces. 9 inches (and 218 pages) long.
Born naturally, but with the aid of many, many drugs. Thank god because I was in labour for a motherfuckin’ year.
You’ll find it cradled by a bookstore shelf near you, crying “BUY ME READ ME LOVE ME.” You can also find it on Amazon, and Chapters/Indigo. Also available for Kobo for people who hate paper and/or love trees.
Email me at email@example.com if you need help finding a copy. I want you to hold my screaming, brazen youngster in your hands.