You know the type.

Those moms who dress their drooling infants up like dolls, prop them up with pillows, and take pictures of them like it’s America’s Next Tot Model.

The poor kid can barely hold his own head up, but he can sure hold his own in that three-piece suit… NOT.

Halloween is prime time for this foolishness. Moms dress their babes up like giraffes and monkeys and princesses and pumpkins and everyone says awwwwww. Some moms even use props!

I would never sink so low.


I’m so glad I’m not one of THOSE mothers.