I just have one question. Why can’t you find a shirt with a dinosaur on it in the girl’s section of the clothing store? Is it because dinosaurs were all male? EUREKA! So that’s why they all died out. Because they were all penisauruses and couldn’t reproduce. Now it all makes sense.
Nothing makes sense.
This week at CBC.ca, I answer this question from a viewer: Why does the world insist I dress my baby girl like a whore?
Okay so that’s not how she worded it, but whatever. Have a look at my answer.
And then have a look at this sexy baby bikini. Because you can be too old for a two-piece, but you can never be too young.