Apparently they call it a bl/ook. A blog that becomes a book. Mine will be out in the fall, from kickass St. John’s publisher Breakwater Books — holla. It’s called MotherFumbler. Because I’m fumbling my way through motherhood. And because Motherblogger just didn’t make sense. Because it’s a book. I mean a bl/ook. Whatever. Just read it.

There will be lots of swearing. And gory details about childbirth. And pictures (yay!) but not of my vagina (saving that for the sequel).

Some of my people are going to be mortified and ashamed. But they all best keep their mouths shut if they want a ride in my new sup’d-up minivan which I intend to buy with my profits.

Every copy comes with a free diaper. Not because it’s about babies, but because you are probably going to soil yourself when you read it. You’re welcome.


8 Comments on MotherFumbler… The book I writ.

  1. Marie
    June 11, 2013 at 12:35 pm (8 years ago)

    Please let me know where I can get your book!!! I have a friend who is due in August…and I NEED to get her your book. I read those kind of books when I was expecting, and I wouldn’t recommend one of them. We need a book that’s down to earth and tells the TRUTH! You seem like a straight shooter, and you’re local, so somehow, I feel like I trust you more than the doula from New York, who believes water births is the only true way to experience labour :s please let me know where I can find a copy , or two lol

    • Mother Blogger
      June 11, 2013 at 4:42 pm (8 years ago)

      Now THIS is what I call a great comment – someone asking where they can buy my book. Let’s hope this continues when my book is actually available. 🙂

      Motherfumbler won’t be on shelves until the fall. September, I think. If you follow me on facebook (search Motherblogger) or on twitter (@motherbloggery) you will be first to know.

  2. Shane wood
    June 12, 2013 at 5:47 pm (8 years ago)

    Hi Mother Blogger. realy enjoyed your blogs!! haven’t laughed so much in ages. Ime from the UK and I hope the book will be available over hear. My daughter in law Steph and my son Darren along with my Grandson Oliver live in Grand Falls Windsor. Steph copied me in on you blogs and Ime glad she did! Oliver has just turned 1 so she knows we’re your coming from!! Looking forward to more laughs! shane Wood ( Mr)

    • Mother Blogger
      June 12, 2013 at 11:25 pm (8 years ago)

      Thanks, Shane in the UK!

  3. Diana
    June 16, 2013 at 10:03 pm (8 years ago)

    I can’t wait for the book. CAN’T WAIT! I sent the link to your blog to the Ellen show so if you get a call from them, I’m available for travel during that time. ha ha!!

    PS.. Saw you in the mall this weekend and felt like I was looking at a celebrity. And Turbo Ginger is adorable!!!!

    • Mother Blogger
      June 17, 2013 at 1:21 pm (8 years ago)

      HAHAHA. Oh my god, Diana, you are a nutcase. And I love it. I had a couple “hey, I love your blog” comments this weekend. (The breastfeeding article went viral so I guess I’m all popular now and shit.) Were you one of them or did you just stare at me creepily? If the latter, say hi next time!

  4. Torbaymudder
    July 9, 2013 at 2:16 pm (8 years ago)

    I am so very happy that you are going to publish, congrats! your blogs are amazingly honest and funny, I enjoy them immensely , and even though mine are almost grown, it rings true! As for the book- I doubt that I could be mortified — I’m pretty blunt myself, and enjoy the cursing/crassness (I’ve been a chronic “F bomb” dropper myself, and think cursing is the best punctuation there is, but that’s just me)!

    I will be sure to share this news with all the mom’s like myself (and you)- who are “muddling through” parenting with humour!

    Looking forward to potentially saying hi to you when the book comes out !

    • Mother Blogger
      July 9, 2013 at 10:33 pm (8 years ago)

      Yes yes yes! Remember… you might know me to see me (maybe) but I don’t know you, so stop and say hello!


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