It’s that time of the month again. Not that time, the other time. When I check out Google Analytics to learn some fascinating things about the people visiting this here website. Like how many of you dropped by (about 2,000 over the past four weeks), your average age (about 30), the counties you’re living in (Top 4: Canada, US, UK, and…Indonesia?) and how very TWISTED AND PERVERTED AND GROSS YOU ARE. You make me look like Mother freakin’ Theresa. Although…the content of my blog is what’s directing you sickos here, so let’s just forget about it.

Here are some of the search terms that brought the world’s weirdest wankers to this blog. Remember, I am simply cutting and pasting here. So don’t be sending me scripture or soap to cleanse my filthy soul. YOU did this. I hope to god most of you never found what you were looking for:

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girls, ever felt your dad’s testicles after he passed out?

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grannies in loincloth

i jerked off to jem and the holograms

i saw my mother shitting

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not breastfeeding but sometimes milk comes out when my husband sucks during romance

sexy granny in satin fullback

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weird fuckers at the grocery store

naked grannies sitting on recliner