Look at me. Bow chicka wow. My life is super ultra sexy, especially the part made of BIG FAT DIRTY LIES.
My life actually looks more like this.
I am a dishevelled, translucent, neurotic dirt woman. But at least my children are not at all messed up?
I’m VICKI MURPHY — a mom slash writer (blogger, author, ad woman, columnist, grocery lister, etc.) in St. John’s, Newfoundland and Labrador. And this website is where I candidly share my misadventures in motherhood. You won’t find any craft ideas or cupcake recipes here, sweetie. Just lots of talk about kids and vaginas and how the former comes out of the latter and how fucked up yet beautiful yet fucked up that is.
If you haven’t checked out already, nice to meet you! And if you’re looking for Mother Blogger, you’ve come to the right place. The site is called MotherFumbler now, to match the title of my book. Marketing and all that. Unfortunately I’m kind of a mess so if you so see “mother blogger” written somewhere, THAT’S ME TOO WEEEEEEEEE!